So, the crew missed out on another epic adventure! What's up SKDMRKS?!
Data:
Miles: 4,560
Bathroom breaks: 1
Eating: only cigarettes.
Tank refills: 100
Zumo max speed: 145 mph (slower cause of the twisties)
# of Twisties: 367,674,920,478,923.4 (almost twisted coming off the bridge, but that was more of a swerve)
So the ride was off the hook. We left at 9.03 am cause that is how I do!
Met up with folks from the cyber blog: Ride-without-stopping-on-crazy-ass-twisties-until-your-signifcant-other-hates-u.com and they were whack! I mean, come on, just pee on yourself... so whatever, we had to keep it moving. Busted in between two cars and grabbed homeboy's donut from his hand and ate it, but right after someone was about to take a sip of starbucks and you know how I do! BAM, snatched it right up, drank a bit and then gave it to a truck driver further up ahead. It must have been cold by then cause we were going about 200 mph then.
Got pulled over by popos, but talked my way out of it. Got the digits son!
It started to rain, so we slowed down on the twisties to about 145 mph and I was like yo, this rain is bugging....! So that is when we did one bathroom break. See, what had happen, I busted a nut, cause I took this triple L pin turn while my zumo recalculated the route home and the bluetooth radar detector told me the filipino ancestors burial site was right around the next turn...
YO, WHAT IS UP WITH THE REPORT? WHERE IS THE UPDATE?
We just went to the wedding... Ate all kinds of fruits and cheese. Mad good cranberry juice. Lance almost got the garter belt. He should have dove for it. Grace was looking mad cute! Yeah, baby girl! Carol was looking fine as well, now I know why Marc has two kids! Do you baby!
Lance is not answering his phone... so I think yesterday was his day bro! For-real! Handle your business!
And now that I actually have real employment, I can take the time to harass you on the blog! WhAT?!
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Well, what can be said that already hasn't been said?
When one rides w/o most of his crew, one is forced to do "pick up" rides via the internet. Pick up rides are, for the most part an 80/20 chance at best that you'll find good riders, good group riders, and nice people.
Though there was no drama yesterday, I came home feeling a bit unsatisfied and I didn't like spending time with folks that I don't like on a personal level (my Filipino brethren not included).
I already told WS that the next ride's gonna be in PA and it's gonna be long and only a select few will be invited to come along.
i'd say something, but i can't talk b/c i'm too busy laughing...d2, that was some funny sh!t! i'll let e do the update...i'l just say that it was fun & that thankfully the rain held off until we were almost home. y'all need to come out one of these days.
congrats on the new job...whatcha' doing now?
well, D2 and I took a short ride to the jones beach lighthouse/needle thingy last night. you D2, your headlight is mad bright and, now that I think about it, was pretty jumpy too, you should give it a check to see if it's not a little loose.
anyway, we had a little fun riding, you know 'cause its riding, got a little wet, did a little lane splitting. not to be brokeback bloggin, but D2 looks pretty sexy on his duc, while lane splitting.
... brokeback blogging... You are a funny mother fucker....
Yeah, that was a nice ride... the rain was ok as well, but I always forget that while the tires might be professional, I am not... and that is when I start to crap myself.
In terms of the light.... it is always jumpy, but will check it once over. Thanks.
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