A good one...

So this was an actual post in the DML:

Title of Post: May be in a little trouble, could use some advice...


"Ok, first of all, eBay should have a breathalyzer that you have to use before you can bid. I've thought that for a while. Anyway.

I haven't owned a bike in six years, and its been building, dear lord its been building. I want a monster. I want a monster so bad that at times it physically hurts. When I see a picture of the right bike, it actually becomes somewhat difficult to breathe.

Well, I saw the right bike on eBay. And I bid. Drunk. Under my girlfriends name. I know it was one of the dumbest things I've done in a while, I admit that, but I've been looking for a couple months and its just hard man, its just hard. You get desperate, you know?

Should I win the auction, god forbid, how do I tell her? HOW DO I TELL HER? Any advice is welcome."